Come on, Ketchup

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Så nu har jag slängt iväg en del nördiga rivstartsinlägg.

Clever: Give me a joke.
Maja: I only know the one about two tomatos.
Clever: Not bad.
Maja: Two tomatos crossed a street and one of them was overrun by a car. Do you know what the other one said?
Clever: I heard that one before.
Maja: So do you know the next line?
Clever: I don't quite remember but something about mister.
Maja: No. The other one turned round and said: Come on, Ketchup! You get it? Catch up = Ketchup.
Clever: I begged to live because my stepfather did not want me to be in the house. I was in a tent in the yard which was infested with ticks. Why.